Cafe Neurotic presents: Mosh This!

I thought “music soothes the savage beast.” Not a chance…not a chance in HELL!

Cafe Neurotic presents: Murderer

Vegetarianism…pros: lots of them ‘n you know them all. Cons: Even that beef jerky sold in bins at the 7-Eleven starts looking good to you! …Sigh. 

Cafe Neurotic presents: Job Hunt

Ah, my brothers and sisters finding themselves job challenged… I’m with you in heart, mind and pocketbook!

Cafe Neurotic presents: Man’s Best Friend

Cat people vs dog people: dog people say dogs are more fun and cat people say cats are smarter. But it’s not the animals that I am questioning the intelligence of…

Cafe Neurotic presents: Peep This!

Oh, ye lovers of the chocolate bunny, the jelly bean, that Cadbury Egg (blick, blick)… do you not know the true meaning behind Easter Joy?  It rhymes with heap which is about how many I will eat this Easter season.  But fear not…why, at only 25 calories per chick it’s practically diet food!

Cafe Neurotic presents: Coffee

What do you get when you add two of my favorite things together?  Um, uh oh…

Cafe Neurotic presents: Sick

Because of this wretched flu going around I thought I’d repost a fave to hopefully make you all feel a little better…

Cafe Neurotic presents: Job Hunt

Winning streak?! Unemployment holding steady at 8.3?!  Most don’t care how many jobs were added when they still don’t have one…

Cafe Neurotic presents: Life in the Key of “Gee”

“My music will go on forever. Maybe it’s a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts.”
- Bob Marley

Cafe Neurotic presents: Faced!

“Nor did Alice think it so very much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, “Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!” I am the Rabbit, goo goo g’joob…

Cafe Neurotic presents: Birthdays

Three top reasons to forget a birthday: 1. you’re getting older, 2. you’re getting older, 3. you’re getting… you get the gist.

Cafe Neurotic presents: Special Sexy Edition

Warning and Disclaimer: please Valentine’s Day responsibly and friends don’t let friends have sex while driving (at least not on a busy street.)  Happy V-Day!