Don’t get me wrong, I love to date and have a boyfriend every now and then, but on the whole, I’d much rather have the bed to myself and not have to worry about farting or something like that 24-7 in front of a significant other in the room.

Patty Leidy is a cartoonist currently living in Denver. Read her almost daily updated blog for fun updates, archived comic strips, odd/humorous ramblings, food reviews, diatribes, and worshipful clips of her current music obsessions. She is still waiting for George Clooney to stop harassing her. (”NO George, I can’t see you anymore!”) Go to www.pattyleidy.blogspot.com…