The Star Cruncher: Your February Forecast

It’s February and Neptune is finally going into Pisces. We had a preview last year, but now it’s the real deal. We are beginning a 14 year cycle in Pisces. Softer energies will be permeating with Neptune in its home sign of compassion and intuition.

Cafe Neurotic presents: Boobies!

Admit it… we women are breast obsessed just like men, but in a totally different way. One in every four of us aren’t happy with our ta ta’s making augmentation the number one plastic surgery in the US. It’s high time we embrace the girls just like men slobber to!

It’s Officially Girl Scout Cookie Season

The yearly Girl Scout Cookie Drive kicks off today with a new app and a new flavor – Savannah Smiles, yum, just like a lemon wedding cookie. And did you know that “the $700 million Girl Scout Cookie Program is the largest girl-led business in the country?”

Cafe Neurotic presents: Smokin’

For those of you who say, “Resolution? What’s that?”

The Artist Review

By now we’ve all heard the hoopla about the French film The Artist and even know it won best picture at the Golden Globes. Yes, it was clever and fun. Yes, it was original (and in some ways very much not.) But at the end of the day it wasn’t my cup of tea. I like my films to have a little more meat to them.

Guy Files: Raging Against The T-Mobile Machine

We will break from our reguarly scheduled program for me to tell you a story. So I had T-Mobile for years, and everything was great. I had a little brick of a cell phone, it wasn’t fancy. It would give you carpal tunnel if you tried to text.

Cafe Neurotic presents: Hoarder!

I’m not saying things are multiplying like rabbits or that there are pathways between the isles, I’m saying I get that sometimes it’s a little hard to let go…

The Iron Lady Review

Take the life of British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and add iron actress Meryl Streep playing her and you’d think this biopic would be pure gold, Oscar gold. It’s a shame that the script wasn’t ironed out before they rolled camera. It was an almost unwatchable film.

What’s Right With Me This Month

A Look at Some January Womens Magazines

It’s January! Happy 2012! If you are a regular reader of this column you might notice that I have changed the title from “What’s Wrong” to “What’s Right”

Cafe Neurotic presents: Salad Days!

Ah, new year, new resolutions. Usually I can keep it up for just a few months, but this year I have no choice about it. I’m too shabby poor to afford steak! HA !

Revved Up Like A What?

You know that awkward moment when you realize that you’ve been singing the wrong words to a song for oh, say thirty years?

The Star Cruncher: Your January Forecast

The long awaited 2012 New Year opens with the energetic impetus to structure and organize our new thoughts and new desires born out of the December 24th New Moon in Capricorn. If we use this preparation time to our advantage, these new inspired structures will support us with a deeper wellbeing in the months to come.